Famous Gift Catalog Math

Posted by Bill McGonigle Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:07:00 GMT

For those who appreciated VerizonMath allow me to follow-up with a more modest 'Famous Gift Catalog Math':

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> >>> -------------
> >>>> On Wednesday, November 19, 2008  1:43:00 AM, bill-
> >>>> h********.com@mcgonigle.us wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> Question: Re Item 73425 the personalized throw I wanted to
> >>>> verify the
> >>>> dimensions.  One part of the description says 300 square inches
> >>>> one part says
> >>>> 50 x 60.  I assume its just a typo and should be 3000 square
> >>>> inches but wanted
> >>>> to verify its not smaller than I expected.  Also once I get the
> >>>> kit whats the
> >>>> lead time on prodution?
> >>>> Thanks
> >>>> Bill
> >>>> Date of Order: mm/dd/yy
> >>>> Order Number:
> >>>> Item Number:
> >>>> Product Name:
> >>>> How to Contact: email
>>>> Name Bill McGonigle
>>> Email: bill-h********.com@mcgonigle.us
>>
>> Email For Promotions:

> >> On Nov 19, 2008, at 15:25, customerservice@h********.com wrote:
> >>
> >>> Dear Bill McGonigle:
> >>> Thank you for your inquiry regarding item 73425. I see that the
> >>> throw is 300 square feet or 50 inches wide by 60 inches high. Also,
> >>> once you recieve the packet and send it out to the manufacture it
> >>> takes approximately 4-6 weeks for you to receive the finished
> >>> product. If you require further assistance feel free to contact us.
> >>> Thank you!
> >>>
> >>> Best regards,
> >>> R***** *****
> >>> Voice: 1-800-233-**** (8am-mid EST, 7 days a week)
> >>>

> > -------------
> >> On Wednesday, November 19, 2008  3:47:00 PM, bill@mcgonigle.us wrote:
> >>
> >> Hi, R*****,
> >>
> >> Thanks for the reply.  The throw can't be 300 square feet, that's a
> >> third the size of my house.  Is it actually 300 square inches or is
> >> it 3000 square inches, or some other area?
> >>
> >> Thanks,
> >> -Bill
> >>
> On Nov 19, 2008, at 19:51, customerservice@h********.com wrote:
> 
> > Dear Bill,
> > Thanks for the inquiry. The throw is 300 square inches, or 50" by
> > 60". Sorry about any inconvenience this causes. If you require
> > further assistance please contact us. Thank you!
> >
> > Best regards,
> > R***** *****
> > Voice: 1-800-233-**** (8am-mid EST, 7 days a week)
> >
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> On Thursday, November 20, 2008  3:17:00 PM, bill@mcgonigle.us wrote:
> 
> Hi, R*****,
> 
> Yes, this is what the catalog says but it's clearly wrong.  In terms
> of arithmetic, 50 times 60 is 3000, not 300.  I'm questioning whether
> the catalog error is in terms of area or dimension.
> 
> Thanks,
> -Bill
> 
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: Re: H******** S******** Contact Us Form Responses  (********)
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:26:15 -0500
From: customerservice@h********.com
To: bill@mcgonigle.us

Dear Bill,
Thank you for choosing H******** S********. I'm sorry about all the 
confusion. I was incorrect the item is 3000 inches in area. Once again
sorry for the inconvenience if I can further assistant you please 
contact me. Thank you!

Best regards,
R***** *****
Voice: 1-800-233-**** (8am-mid EST, 7 days a week)

There's no need to get anybody in trouble over this, so the personally-identifying information has been scrubbed. I just found the lack of any bounds-checking particularly giggle-worthy.

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Battle at Kruger

Posted by Bill McGonigle Tue, 13 May 2008 06:22:00 GMT

Video taken on Safari of lions and cape buffalo:

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Oh, Canada - drat

Posted by Bill McGonigle Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:08:00 GMT

For some reason NHPR plays As It Happens, Canadian news at 9PM. I suppose they're pandering to the French-Canadian ethnic group in NH (but not any other - odd). You might expect it to be about Molson and Hockey, but it rarely is. Mostly about Canadian politics and such. Contrast this with BBC World Service which has a whole world from which to chose important happenings of the day, As It Happens has to fill a full hour with Canadian news every day, and the odds of that much happening in Canada that might affect me each day are slim, so it's hardly worth listening.

At the same time, VPR is playing Jazz with George Thomas, which is a fantastic show. Yet, somehow I sometimes to forget to switch channels. So I made this rhyme:

When Canada is on in the car,
Switch over to to Jazz on VPR.

to help me remember. Perhaps it will save you, one day, too.

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